It doesn’t quite feel like Christmas without a good old fashioned White Elephant Party. But we like to keep it “G” rated in our house. So, here’s 20 funny AND clean gift ideas that are sure to get some laughs. Check it out.
So, I’m a sucker for a good White Elephant Party. It’s just a fun, relaxed way to enjoy the holidays with friends and family. But, I don’t love the gross and unsavory gifts that are available online. Thankfully, I’ve got a bunch of squeaky clean gift ideas just for you.
#1: Live goldfish
This is the kind of gift that just keeps on giving. Even if you weren’t planning on getting a pet, no give backs! You can even buy them on Amazon!
#2 Giant framed picture of yourself
We framed a huge picture of my husband in a Santa suit (see below) and it was a hit. The person who ended up with this amazing gift hangs it up on her wall every year during December.
#3: Tortilla blanket
Who wouldn’t want to snuggle up to this bad boy at night? You can literally make yourself into a burrito. I’m not sure if these come scented like taco seasoning though.
Getting ready to completely transform your morning routine. The Biebs will be singing to you two hit singles at least twice a day.
If you thought sushi couldn’t get any better, think again! These sweet, fruity and sour rolls of goodness can be eaten with or without chopsticks.
To all of those pun lovers out there, we haven’t forgotten about you. This is one of those white elephant gift ideas that is bound to make someone very happy.
Yeehaw! You can’t help but smile when you see someone wearing this oversized monstrosity. Throw in a big belt buckle if you’re feeling generous.
#8: Prank gift box
Disguise your real gift in a prank gift box that’s sure to bring smiles to the whole group. It’s like two gifts in one!
These graceful dancing felines will be a treasured family heirloom. Plus it’s great Sunday afternoon activity to do as a family. Win! Win!
#11: Gift card maze game
Whoever gets this gift will definitely have to work for it. This brain teaser is worth the effort though because the reward is a gift card!
#12: Twilight poster
Keep the memory of Edward and Bella alive with this stirring Twilight movie poster. One lucky recipient will get to look at it everyday.
#13: Alf Chia Pet
This 80s family sitcom will literally come to life as Alf grows some greenery of his own. Any child of the 80s will LOVE this gift.
#14: Ketchup gun
Spice up any hot dog roast by shooting your condiments on with a ketchup gun! Easy, fun and delicious!
This gift is just one surprise after another. And if you’re feeling generous, you can put some money or a tiny little gift in the smallest box.
These adorable Baby Yoda waffles will make any breakfast an adventure that is out of this world.
#17: Dehydrated water
Some white elephant gift ideas are so pointless and this one is no exception. At least it will make everyone laugh.
If you’re asking yourself, “Why?” then this white elephant gift will have served its purpose.
#19: Bathroom guest book
This gift will make all of the guests visiting your home feel welcome, even when they’re going to the bathroom.
Nothing makes your mouth water like a big bucket of pickle-flavored cotton candy. Everyone will be fighting over this one.
#21: Canned Unicorn Meat
For a truly magical meat-lover’s treat, give the gift of canned unicorn meat.
I hope you like these ideas for your next White Elephant party. Let me know if you have any other fun ideas in the comments below.
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