Spice up your front porch with these funny no soliciting signs

We’ve all been there. I’m talking about those awkward conversations with solicitors at your front door. Well, hopefully these funny no soliciting signs will be just the ticket to deterring unwanted salesmen from knocking on your door. Check it out!

I’m not sure what it is, but our neighborhood is riddled with solicitors. I try to be nice to them but they seem to be getting more and more pushy. So, I thought I would tape a funny no soliciting sign to my door and see if it works. Here’s how you can print your own too!

Download and print your funny no soliciting signs

I was tired of seeing the same signs for solicitors on every door. You know what I’m talking about. The one that says, “No Soliciting. Seriously. Don’t make it weird.” Instead, I went for the humorous route. I came up with eight funny signs that should make every guest at your home chuckle. Here they are:

1. Pork lovers: No solicitors unless you’re wrapped in bacon
2. Polite: Please no soliciting. Thank you.
3. Homer Simpson: No soliciting unless you have donuts
4. Passive aggressive: No solicitors. But my neighbor might be interested
5. Christian: No solicitors. But don’t forget, Jesus loves you
6. Blunt: No soliciting (for reals)
7. Creepy: No soliciting. We are running out of places to put the bodies
8. The Office: No soliciting unless you are selling paper and your name is Dwight

I designed these signs to fit four signs onto one 8.5×11 page. You can print it on your home computer or send it to the local copy store. I also laminated mine for extra durability. Just click on the link below to download and print your own.

Click here to download your Funny No Soliciting Signs

Cut and hang your signs

Once you’ve printed your no soliciting signs, cut them out. I like to use a paper cutter to get a nice straight cut. You should end up with eight total. Then, just get some Scotch tape and tape the sign of your choice onto your front door or in your window.

If you get tired of one sign, you can just rotate it out with another equally hilarious sign. Or give some of your signs away to your friends or neighbors.

I hope you enjoy these funny no soliciting signs as much as I do. My favorite one is, “No soliciting, but my neighbor might be interested.” Which one is your favorite? Leave your comments below. Here’s a link to the PDF download one more time in case you missed it above:

Click here to download your Funny No Soliciting Signs

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